I am watching rich people watch the game
From the best seats in the house.

Am I jealous?
Probably. But I don’t regret where I sit now,
Where I’m watching my best friends scream
At players in Spanish and Swedish and French
And the elderly woman in the next booth over
Is unleashing her wrath upon the referee

The best seats in the house
Are right here,
Sixteen bucks and a few cans of Dr Pepper.