Did you know? Unicorns are real?
They aren’t what you think of them, they are grey and weird, with a horn on their nose, and they sleep on mud, not flowers, and rosies, and beautiful purple posies.
Did you know? Vampires come out at night?
They drink your blood and bite your skin, but they are quite tiny, not at all a giant slimy. Little thing, it is so cute, but a vampire is real. One came to me last night and I might come to you…
Did you know? Mermaids are real?
They have giant teeth and eat pepperoni, with bits of human guts and bones and blood red macaroni.
Did you know? What I say is true?
You can see for yourself.
Just try before I EAT YOU!
Ha haaa! Lovely! I enjoyed this one so much.